Late Night Munchies

As I waited by the doors of my train this evening, the conductor stared at me and said "Reminds me of a joke my cat told me this morning!"
I didn't say anything but immediately tried to gauge how many seconds we had left before the train would stop and the doors would open.
Other lady: What did your cat say?
Him: *still staring at me* MEEOWWWWWWW!

I chuckled to avoid an awkward silence, but that really only encouraged him. "Not the best joke, I know! But it's better than a stab in the eye!" What? What the Hell? Another confused chuckle. Why is the train taking so long to stop??? "And it's better than Vietnam! Way better than Vietnam!" The doors snapped open. I said "Too soon, man. Too soon," and jumped off. I don't know if he responded, I was too busy running for the exit.