Thursday, June 17, 2010

Procrastination Is A Skank

So yesterday, Angela was on her way out to a club to work (she does promotion work for a music company). As she was walking through the metal revolving bars to step off the Brown Line, tragedy struck.

A guy behind her started pushing on the revolving bars faster than Angela could walk. He pushed so hard that her ankle was jammed between the bars and she got stuck. The guy kept pushing the bars, and she started screaming (as people typically do when their ankle gets severely sprained). At this point, the guy realized he had done something bad. So what did he do? He RAN AWAY. Leaving Angela curled up on the ground, stuck, screaming and crying.

Luckily for her, 3 men ran over and helped her out. They called the ambulance, told her not to sign anything from CTA (the train company) and stayed with her until the paramedics came.

So she's stuck on crutches for at least a week, which sucks, and the moral of the story is: DO NOT WALK THROUGH THOSE METAL REVOLVING DOORS ON THE EL.

No comments:

Post a Comment